The other day I was cleaning up a bit and Tucker was on the porch. He came running in, terrified, urgently shouting "Somebody's daddy is on the porch!" This is how Tucker refers to a man--he doesn't say "man," he says "that daddy" or "somebody's daddy"--so it was a bit perplexing that a strange man was on the porch at 9 am or so (and that it scared him so much--he likes the delivery men that visit our house).
I took him out to investigate, and finally figured out what was bothering him: a Daddy long legs (spider).
