Monday, November 4, 2013

Quotes of the Day

Molly: I have to pee.

Me: Why don’t you go potty?

Molly: No, thank you, I go after Thanksgiving.

[Considering we had this conversation on 10/30, she has a long time to wait….]

 

Molly: My milk is frozen.

Me: No, Molly, your milk can’t be frozen.

Molly: My milk is frozen.

[I go over and look, and realize I’ve given her the mug of hardened bacon grease that was in the fridge, since we were at a State Park and didn’t have any place to put it….  Oops.]